Mud Flap Belt

This is an excellent example of the kind of tacky Americana you witness when you visit amusement parks across the USA.  Ah yes, the classic mud flap chick has evolved from semi-trucks to this mans' belt.  I also hope you appreciate the 2 keys on his carabiner (as if).  Loving the peek-a-boo polkadot boxer shorts too!  This guy is so classic...and he's everywhere!  Keep your daughters away!